Merry Fucking Christmas!

What I would like this year....sorry if I'm unusually cranky but the Christmas spirit has yet to kick me in the ass. I have my shopping done, some baking finished and my tree is up. I should mention that I've only put lights on my tree this year....no ornaments, tinsel or anyother crap. I figure I'm going for the minimalist look this year. You kneacow what? I kinda like it.

On to my Christmas wish list......
1. Never to see Britney's cooter again.....ever, ever, ever.....
2. Never to hear the name Paris Hilton and album or movie together....please
3. Never to see another picture of a coked out Lindsay Lohan
4. World peace.....thought I would throw that one in for my Honey
5. Peace in my family....yea a lot of shit has been going down since my last post
6. And a beer...in a tree (thank you Bob and Doug Mackenzie!)

That's about all I can muster right now.

Rock on bitches!